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The squirrel who can't stop hoarding. How do you want to get in?
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$NUTSYThe squirrel who can't stop hoarding.
Chapter 02 · Meet the hoarder
Small squirrel.
Big problems.
Nutsy has one hobby: one more acorn. Then another. His cheeks are a warehouse, his belly is overflow storage, and "selling" is a word he refuses to learn.
$NUTSY is a meme coin about that energy. It's for fun, for the memes and for the hoard — not a promise of anything.
Chapter 03 · The acorn machine
Welcome to the
stash economy.
$NUTSY launches on Pons, a launchpad on Robinhood Chain. It starts on a bonding curve and moves into a Uniswap pool once the curve fills up.
- 3.5% on every buy and sell, the same on the curve and in the pool:
- 1% Pons trading fee · 2.5% creator tax to the Nutsy team, fixed at launch, it can never be raised
Like Nutsy's machine, every trade drops a few acorns in the stash: that's what pays for the HQ, the Burrow and whatever we build next. This is how the project is funded, not a promise or a forecast.
Chapter 04 · Control room
How to get
your acorns.
- Get a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663).
- Hold ETH on Robinhood Chain for the purchase and gas.
- Swap right here (keep scrolling) or on Pons. Check the contract below matches.
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- Price
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- Market cap
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- Fee per trade
- 3.5%1% Pons + 2.5% creator
Meme coins are extremely risky and can go to zero. You pay network gas plus the 3.5% trade fee. Buys in the first 5 seconds after launch also pay Pons' anti-sniper tax (from 99% down to zero). Only use money you can afford to lose. Never share your seed phrase — this site will never ask for it.
Chapter 04 · The acorn counter
Grab your acorns.
Straight on the Pons curve from your own wallet: the 3.5% fee and gas, nothing added by this site. Sells need an approve first. Meme coins can go to zero.
Chapter 05 · Join the hoard
Every hoard needs
a hoarder.
Dress up your own squirrel, grab your Hoarder card and spread the word.
The stash never sleeps.
Hoard. Never sell.
$NUTSY is a speculative meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It can lose all of its value. Not financial advice. Not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by Robinhood Markets, Inc. Dev allocation: 0% at launch; the creator receives a share of trading fees.